Days of Future Cast

Episode 31: Magento Gets Cowfished

December 2nd, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 9 mins

Gary and Jeremy discuss the unpleasant origin story of Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, then go do chores with Wolverine at Stereotype Mountain.

Episode 30: We Need To Talk About Kevin

November 18th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  57 mins 40 secs

Gary and Jeremy talk about Jeremy's weird porn hiding habits and also maybe some X-Men?

Episode 29: The Derail

November 4th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 2 mins

Gary and Jeremy spend some time talking about these two X-Men the Animated Series episodes, and a significant more amount of time dunking on Bryan Wade

Episode 28: Consent to Your Thirst

October 21st, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 32 mins

Jeremy and Gary ask serious questions about Xavier's behavior, revel in a good joke, and spend some quality time with Cyclops in the old west.

Episode 27: Full Body Kegel

October 7th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  51 mins 2 secs

This week Gary and Jeremy take on a two parter: Sanctuary! Magneto's latest scheme is to take all of his mutant marbles and go back to home to Asteroid M, leaving the humans behind forever. This goes over about as well you can imagine. Featured inside: Magneto's hat head, Rogue's weird funeral attire, Wolverine's latest fetish, and an interesting exercise trend!

Episode 26: Cody Sucks

September 23rd, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 3 mins

Welcome to Season 4 listeners! On this episode we tackle two extremely weird episodes of X-Men the Animated Series: Love in Vain and Deal With the Devil. In Love in Vain, Rogue is reunited with her former high school crush, Cody, who has partnered with a race of aliens in order to (a) win Rogue's love and consent and also (b) turn all the X-Men into aliens. It's....well you can probably tell it's extremely weird. In Deal With the Devil, Omega Red is back with the worst super villain plan ever, and he INVITES THE X-MEN TO COME WITH HIM. This episode doesn't make any sense and it made us extremely mad.

Episode 25: That One Picture of Garlic Bread

September 9th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins

Hello everyone! Welcome to the Season 03 feedback episode, where we answer your questions about the X-Men. Thanks to everyone that wrote in! If you missed the cut off, don't worry: you can send your question in at ANY time. It'll be saved to be read on the next feedback episode. In this episode, Gary and Jeremy talk about their favorite and least favorite superpowers, Twiztd, licking various X-Men, and they publicly shame Bryan Wade. It's a good one folks.

Episode 24: The Three Month Rule

August 26th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 51 mins

Episode 23: Five Pronged Thing

August 12th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 12 mins

This week Gary and Jeremy wrap up Season 03 in style. First up is Nightcrawler, which you may think is just about Nightcrawler, but is actually about the X-Men's Wacky Winter Wonderland Wacation. It's BONKERS. Then it's on to Weapon X, Lies, and Video Tapes, the episode name we were shocked to find is 100% accurate. Next episode we'll be covering X-Men 3: United We Something or Other, so be sure to watch that masterpiece before it comes out. After that, we'll be answering YOUR QUESTIONS, so get that feedback in. Ok, we've bossed you around enough for today. Thanks for listening, prongs!

Episode 22: NerdJug

July 29th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 12 mins

Hello JuggerDucks! Gary and Jeremy are here to talk about some X-Men cartoons! First up: Cyclops works out all his Daddy issues with Corsair in Orphan's End. Then it's onto The Juggernaut Returns, where Jeremy says the word "juggernerd" too many times to count. We're almost at the end of season 3, so be sure to get that feedback in soon! Thanks for listening, everyone.

Episode 21: And What About Jean?!

July 15th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 1 min

Your favorite funny men are here to finish the Dark Phoenix Saga! This week Gary and Jeremy cover Dark Phoenix Part 3 and 4, which have subtitles but you can just assume they're WHAT ABOUT JEAN because that's basically all Scott ever says. There's lots of fun stuff in this episode, most notably Jeremy's terrible explanation of Mardi Gras and Gary's refusal to talk about the "product" or sex. Dang!

Episode 20: The Lower Floor

July 1st, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 9 mins

This week Gary and Jeremy tackle the world's most intense orgasm, otherwise known as the Dark Phoenix Saga. The show spent four episodes covering this, and is surprisingly accurate to the comic books. This podcast is part one, in which we cover the first two episodes: Dazzled and The Inner Circle. Content warning: this one....this one goes some places.